If you don't have kids, I want to give you a little PSA: Mommy Brain is not a myth!
Shouldn't there be some kind of activist group for combatting the cruelties of Mommy Brain? Like "Save the Whales", but it would be "Save Mommy's Brain Cells" instead?
There probably was, but all the mommies forgot about the meeting.
Anyway, here are the CORRECT names for Baby G2:
For real this time. I hope you all have a wonderful day and that you don't forget anything important!